Customer testimonials:
“The best thing since sliced bagels and bread!”
"Two proposals I’d like to see 1) GME should work with Computershare so they (CS) can serve as a custodian for IRA’s, and 2) revise the contract w/ Computershare w/ respect to their DirectStock plan.
“Truly awesome. Truly legendary. Not “awesome” or “legendary” like those darn kids on my lawn - which they are in their own right - but… well, you know what I mean.”
“If you write a hit song for Britney Spears, it’s worth several million dollars. Just one song! And it might have taken you two hours to do it. It’s like mining for gold. It takes a lot of skill and a lot of technique.”
“Who do you think made the first stone spears? The Asperger guy. If you were to get rid of all the autism genetics, there would be no more Silicon Valley.”
Or, you could just stay with the other chucklefucks in the ruined investing subreddits.
How were your cheerios this morning?
Amazing, way less drool in them than anyone investing in GME I imagine.
No way man! They’re ruined.