• LazaroFilm@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Meanwhile, last year, IATSE signed on a shit deal the day before the start of the strike even though we had a crushing majority of votes for the strike authorization. Now we’re stuck with a shit deal because our reps have no 🥜

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          1 year ago

          The adventures of President Jimmy Carter!

          By day, peaceful President, but at night he becomes the Legume Leader

          “Look!” cried out the Legume Leader, “Leaping lizards! Looks like looters lifted Lady Liberty’s lone light!”

          In shock that someone could possibly steal the bulb from the Statue of Liberty’s torch, the Legume Leader leaps into action. He leaps into his helicopter and shouts his catchphrase, “I’M GONNA KICK YOUR FUCKING ASSES, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS!

          Tune in next week to find out how many fingernails our peanutty protagonist had to rip out from our foes before they’d give him the answers he so desperately desired.