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actionjbone@sh.itjust.works to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 months ago

How will I know if my child is the next messiah?

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How will I know if my child is the next messiah?

actionjbone@sh.itjust.works to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 months ago
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  • Rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    They’ll be more untidy than every other child on the planet except for one. They won’t be the messiest, but when compared to the third messiest child, they’ll be the next messier.

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    Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.

  • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.net
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    Well, I guess if they’re a rough beast slouching towards Bethlehem, that’s an indication.

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    Is this your child ?

    • Rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world
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      This is obviously them in school trying to learn that “BLOODS” hand sign thing

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    Can they predict when they were born?

  • daggermoon@lemmy.world
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    Drop it off the balcony and see if it flies.

  • limer@lemmy.ml
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    I would not assume anything. Just treat them extra special

  • zeca@lemmy.ml
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    They will show you the truth.

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    A strange man in a white robe will come at night to help deliver the baby

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