Is this terriblefacebookmemes?
hack complete
I was definitely thinking forwardsfromgrandma
If this is the bar i’m going back to reddit
I like it just for The Brave Little Toaster.
Is r/memes any better? Same boomer memes. I’d argue here you find good stuff a bit more often at least.
r/memes is indeed shit (not as bad as this post in particular but yeah). I’m more of an okbuddyretard kinda guy
Don’t let the door hit you on your way out.
When a device allows a company coughamazoncough to remotely control your house, it’s not a smart device, it’s a dumb device
I watch Louis Rossmann too!
Especially when it locks you out for supposedly being racist.
Which boomer made this?
The one that gets called for tech support.
Brave Little Toaster was such a fucking banger.
And fuck the IOT bullshit!
Yeah, there are definitely things were it being connected is a nice thing. But a lot of things don’t need that. Lights are a nice thing to have connected, but what good is a connected toaster if i still have to put in the toast and take it out.
Almost all these smart devices are useless. Just give me a fucking toaster or microwave that doesn’t die in six months, there is no world on which being able to connect my microwave or dishwasher to the internet is relevant or helpful to anyone but the data miners.
All your base are totally belong to us.
Stove Setting: Maximum
Oven Temperature: 500°F
Smoke Alarm, Carbon Monoxide Alarm: Set to “Maintenance” mode
Door, Windows: Set to “Active Burglar” mode
Network: Set to “Malware Isolation” mode
Manual Override Button: Set to “Inactive”
Smarz devices are cool. As long as they are only locally connected.
Homeassistant is the best!
Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and I can give it voice commands via alexa! I love the future!
Programmers / Engineers: The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise.
(from Biggaybunny).
Okay boomer
I wouldn’t connect Samsung appliances to the internet in case Samsung sends a poison pill like Western Digital did with their NAS hard drives.
I think the lamp is saying “removed”
No, it’s saying “bruh”
The “S” in “IoT” stands for “secure”.
controlled by my own raspberry pi or bust. :) middle ground.
Whoa! Never thought I would see one of my favorite childhood movies in a meme. The Brave Little Toaster is an awesome movie …that you should never let your kids watch unless they’re old enough to understand what an existential crisis is.
