Sometimes I think a common response response is “Haha, I’m not about to let documentation tell me what to do! I’ll show them!”

…I’m paid to write a lot of documentation. Generally, I’m the only one who uses it. So at least it saves my time, so I can focus on writing more documentation.

As an old man, I fully endorse opening cookie packages the old fashioned way, as shown here. Anyone who thinks otherwise needs to get off my lawn.