Earth sends its most distinguished diplomat to make a good impression. Then the alien representative introduces himself - Biggus Dickus.

    • Wolf Link 🐺@lemmy.world
      2·
      1 year ago

      Thanks for liking it ^^

      (PS: I was soooooo close to ending this story with “We’ve been trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty” instead)

      • Senuf@lemmy.ml
        2·
        1 year ago

        Oh, besides the obvious giggles, I like it better with the current ending.