BigFig@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoThe FuTuRe of Housinglemmy.worldimagemessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down10
arrow-up113arrow-down1imageThe FuTuRe of Housinglemmy.worldBigFig@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square8fedilink
minus-squareThe Snark Urge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoThe real future of housing is squatting in an abandoned village owned by absentee shadow banks
minus-squareBigFig@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoWe don’t even get cool cyber implants out of this future
minus-squareThe Snark Urge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoYou might, but it turns out Elon made them by torturing monkeys until they vomit to death, and you’ll be lucky if they’re even half as reliable as a Tesla.
minus-squareBigFig@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoOh please, I only use Amazon™ brand cyber implants. They used HALF the monkies and are made by infants in Cambodia.
The real future of housing is squatting in an abandoned village owned by absentee shadow banks
We don’t even get cool cyber implants out of this future
You might, but it turns out Elon made them by torturing monkeys until they vomit to death, and you’ll be lucky if they’re even half as reliable as a Tesla.
Oh please, I only use Amazon™ brand cyber implants. They used HALF the monkies and are made by infants in Cambodia.