badposts are 80% depleted and will run out around 2028

  • JustSo [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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    11 days ago

    sure, sure- you so-called scientists have been announcing “peak badposting” since the 1970s. I look around, and the lifeblood of this great nation, bad posting, its never been more abundant. Still pumping through our veins and powering our posts.

    So tell me, scientist. How much money were you hoping to drum up to continue this important research?

    Sike. Your funding is cut and you just lost tenure. Good luck in the real world. Lol, lmao.

  • lelkinsOP
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    12 days ago

    new fun fact by popular opinion of one user on hexbear known as infuziSporg telling me that this would be a good occurring gag. thank you for believing in “fun fact”