Fair play. This should narrow down the interested parties to only those he should take a REAL interest in. Unless some Habsburg descendant with a jaw shaped like a tennis ball and a brain stem shaped like a question mark misinterprets the “looking for my queen” bit, but then we should at least get a romantic comedy out of it.
I think an approach like this is far better than trying to appeal to as many people as possible. I had “FUCK [local] right-wing party” in my profile and that I’m left-wing/ Pro BLM, and I talked with my now-partner about politics and Palestine five sentences into our first convo.
[on a blind date] You listen to a lot of NPR? That’s cool, I hear the tiny desk concert things are pretty good. What do I listen to? Well there’s this thing called Cum Town and today I caught an extended segment where an adolescent Ben Shapiro gets his prepubescent testicles crushed inside the ass of child sex predator Mr. Feeny from Boy Meets World and that’s the backstory to why Ben Shapiro’s voice is so shrill in the voiceovers for those Nissan car commercials. Wait, why are you leaving? I thought this was going well?
Fair play. This should narrow down the interested parties to only those he should take a REAL interest in. Unless some Habsburg descendant with a jaw shaped like a tennis ball and a brain stem shaped like a question mark misinterprets the “looking for my queen” bit, but then we should at least get a romantic comedy out of it.
I think an approach like this is far better than trying to appeal to as many people as possible. I had “FUCK [local] right-wing party” in my profile and that I’m left-wing/ Pro BLM, and I talked with my now-partner about politics and Palestine five sentences into our first convo.
To imagine, I could have dated a liberal!
[on a blind date] You listen to a lot of NPR? That’s cool, I hear the tiny desk concert things are pretty good. What do I listen to? Well there’s this thing called Cum Town and today I caught an extended segment where an adolescent Ben Shapiro gets his prepubescent testicles crushed inside the ass of child sex predator Mr. Feeny from Boy Meets World and that’s the backstory to why Ben Shapiro’s voice is so shrill in the voiceovers for those Nissan car commercials. Wait, why are you leaving? I thought this was going well?