• FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
    20·
    1 month ago

    For example, you know what’s an incredibly common thing to find on a dig? Dildos. Phallic stuff is everywhere, and when you find a well-polished, life-sized clay dick, it’s pretty clear what it was used for

    I’m just going to imagine that they were using it to slap politicians in the face with dildos. Because something about roman senators getting slapped with a clay horsecock makes me laugh.

      • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
        8·
        1 month ago

        You know that they’ve found dicks scrawled on bathroom stalls in pompei, in basically the same style we still scrawl dicks on bathroom stalls.

        Also, the your-mom jokes, yelp-esque reviews, and yelp-esque reviews of your mom.

        Yeah. we’ve grown a lot as species. And also, haven’t grown at all.

        Also, the senator’s name was Gregg Abotticus.