Dae le epic atlas amirite? Maybe it’s distributed by Taggart Transdimensional… wait that’s already a thing in EVE Online. Fucking Randroid devs.

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    5 days ago

    The biggest spenders in Star Citizen, the ones that wave around “Legatus Navium” (lol bad Latin but that’s what they call it) titles because they spent tens of thousands on internet spaceships, regularly declare their intention to land their nerd chariots in big hub stations on day one of the not-alpha’s post-alpha launch and to see crowds of space peasants crowding around their nerd chariots all begging to swab the deck or otherwise do menial tasks just to be on the nerd chariot. The saddest part is the (permanent fixture) paired wine glasses in the most epstein of the nerd chariots’ private cabin, already included with the assumption of how a feeemale will swoon being invited back there, just you wait.

    To summarize, they think spending a few thousand will make them rule over others like they have a few space billion. They want their dirty condoms washed. lord-bezos-amused