it’s funny how the bottom image is still true on its own
cutest insect
I’ll bet that when someone touches it they’ll die an horrible death.
It does shoot cum ropes out of its face to catch prey
its existence is so good, the moment something touches it
MOOPSY!
I am ignorant in this field. If not an insect, what is it? [Serious question]
These are part of their own family of invertebrates.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onychophora
Insects are a specific family that have 6 legs. So a bee or an ant are insects but a spider or a rolls polly is not.
Excellent. No notes.
It’s a Pokémon [not a serious answer]
I can’t help with what it is, but I can say why it can’t be an insect. All insects have per definition exactly 6 legs.
But don’t insect larvae sometimes look kind of like that
Yeah. Caterpillars are moth/butterfly larvae, which are insects. I think ant and termite larva are similar (but stumpier).
Mollusk probably (edit: snails and worms are mollusks)
They constitute their own phylum, Onychophora!
Are we going to talk about its goop?
No Gwyneth, we are leaving that off the table of discussion for now.
Yeah Gwyneth
I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP GWYNETH!
Bortles? Is that you?
What about the rosy maple moth?
