Earlier today, I saw the first ZYBERTRUKKK I’ve ever seen in my area with my own eyes. After escaping Silicon Valley, I wondered how long it’d take to see one of those fucking things, and now I finally have.
And then I saw a second one, only a few minutes later.
They really are fucking ridiculous, even in their size. Any possible benefit to being an electric vehicle is crushed under the weight of that comically clownish insecurity gesture; they’re actually bigger than I had expected to the point that large pickups on the same road could arguably fit inside them if they were hollowed out.
Fuck these bazingas. They deserve all this ridicule and much, much more.
Schadenfreude intensifies
If you feel even slightly bad for these bazingas, here’s what they’re up to when they’re not sad about getting mocked for their choice of bazinga chariot:
Here this duffel bag full of cash was for my supplier but i need you to invest it for me, man with a car i find interesting.
100% dollars don’t just grow on trees, you know.
I hope he got mocked for posting this shit, too. He actually wrote that out and thought it was a good idea to post it.
Why do they like that fucking laugh-cry emoji so much? Even for the boomers that use it, I think they know it’s a “I am enraged but pretending I am amused” tell.
I point and laugh at every cybertruck I see
me when I see a cyber truck
That shouldn’t bother them, but the evidence points to them spending six figure amounts for status reasons, so mocking them makes them feel bad about their dubious investment.
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I like wierd looking cars that are commonly referred to as ugly, but I saw a cybertruck real life and it looks like someone driving a boat or something. Incredibly, shockingly ugly.
The fact that most people are giving him a thumbs down instead of the middle finger is hilarious.
The fact that most people are giving him a thumbs down instead of the middle finger is hilarious.
And that still made him mad because he expected to be praised for his bazinga exuberance or something instead.
it’s the dumbest fucking car and I saw two on different occasions today driving. I hope later they crashed into each other with no survivors
Not so sure the Drej queen can handle that much bazinga in the Drej Tank all at once, though.
Oh no, he gets the hate that I get for masking, going vegan, and anti war activism. Welcome to the resistance.
They’ve started showing up in my area. 3 of them in the past few weeks. 🤮
Only seen two in the wild on the west coast (and I’m confident neither of them are gonna make it through the winter, you think they’re having trouble now wait till the salt starts eating holes in them at a rate percentage to the naked eye)
They really are so fucking stupid looking. Especially the size like you said. You almost don’t even get to realizing how fucking ugly it is because they literally look like a fucking dumpster rolling down the road.
Truly the H2 of this generation.
Truly the H2 of this generation.
Oh that takes me back. Those were the rolling dumpsters of their time, with near identical drivers
There’s one near me and I flip the driver off every time.
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There’s like 1 of them in Brazil. So… Brasil numero um, huge win for us. Only loses to blocking Twitter
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