Not tagging this one as spoiler as this was an official announcement/spoiler from mid-august I believe.

Yeah, I don’t even know how to quantify this hype. I get to run evil clowns throwing 99 Skinballons and a creature with a chainsaw while my haunted VHS tape-system curses my opponents? Are you fucking kidding me? Who thought to put a chainsaw in this damn game? Now we’re gonna have dinosaurs running with chainsaws. Perhaps…dinosaurs…with a BURNING ANGER.

For some reason beyond me, it’s not letting me post the card here despite letting me post four in the last post. Anyways, the card [Burning Anger] lets me tap my enchanted creature and deal damage to another target creature equal to my enchanted creature’s power. Throw the Chainsaw on my enchanted creature, preferably a commander and you have yourself a budget Chainsaw Massacre happening on the play-table.

A vision is coming to me. A EDH deck full of chainsaw-wielding Dinosaurs with red auras and green sorceries like “Bite Down” which does the same thing as Burning Anger. And as always, Papa -6-6-6- says get hexproof.

“My family’s always been in meat.”

~ The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

Artist - Alexis Ziritt