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Angel [any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 2 months ago

PPB Confirmed Not Vegan

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PPB Confirmed Not Vegan

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Angel [any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 2 months ago
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Nearly 4 months ago, I created this badpost.

Now, I have a vegan partner and asked for her insight on this matter. This is her response.

I can never enjoy PPB again.

sadness

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    I’m not sure, but it looks out of water so I doubt it. Does anyone really know the source for that?

    EDIT: HOLY SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT

    This is like the happiest news ever. I thought it was a torture/death scene, and instead it’s hot fish sex. That is quite the turnaround.

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      Don’t salmon fuck and then die?

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        Ah shit why you gotta ruin this moment for me ooooooooooooooh

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      There’s still good in this world 😌

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      I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

      • yewtu.be
      • inv.nadeko.net
      • yt.artemislena.eu
      • piped.video

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