I promise this is true. Will answer what I can without giving away too many clues about the athlete.

Edit: @JoeByeThen@hexbear.net is the winner of this thread, meaning he has paper-scissors-rocked his way to victory over an Olympic gold medalist.

  • Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
    7·
    1 month ago

    Indeed

    And I had, like, 5x the score they did. Would they have lapped me five times in their sport? Probably, but they might have won before that happened, in which case this is more impressive.