his literal origin story gives brainworm a run for its money.

he graduated law school, waltzes into a sweetheart gig in the Manhattan DAs office, flunks the bar exam, has to leave the DAs office and then winds up arrested in Rapid City, South Dakota busted with a felony quantity of cocaine. the geography alone blows my mind.

and he walks with public service, to be completed back home.

the guy is the quintessential Kennedy.