The space capsule's first crewed flight has experienced five failures of its 28 manoeuvring thrusters, five leaks of helium and a slow-moving propellant valve that signal unfixed issues from past flights.
Boeing released a statement outlining how the mission hasn’t been a complete failure and mission objectives are still being completed:
“We’ll send them cheesy movies, the worst we can find, they’ll have to sit and watch them all and we’ll monitor their minds. Now keep in mind they can’t control when the movies begin or end, because we cut those corners too and needs parts we didn’t send.”
Boeing released a statement outlining how the mission hasn’t been a complete failure and mission objectives are still being completed:
“We’ll send them cheesy movies, the worst we can find, they’ll have to sit and watch them all and we’ll monitor their minds. Now keep in mind they can’t control when the movies begin or end, because we cut those corners too and needs parts we didn’t send.”