he always looks like a little kid that was put into a machine that prematurely ages you and makes you out of shape. like he’s gonna just keel over from some some kind of thyroid or gland thing that used to only happen to inbred kings who ingested nothing except buttermilk and sweetened meats while laying in a giant bed for 30 years.
you know how when infants barf/spit up, it’s like they don’t really notice. their just sitting there and then a bunch of white fluid falls out of their mouth onto their onesie, and they just keep on making the same face, doing what they were doing.
he always looks like a little kid that was put into a machine that prematurely ages you and makes you out of shape. like he’s gonna just keel over from some some kind of thyroid or gland thing that used to only happen to inbred kings who ingested nothing except buttermilk and sweetened meats while laying in a giant bed for 30 years.
you know how when infants barf/spit up, it’s like they don’t really notice. their just sitting there and then a bunch of white fluid falls out of their mouth onto their onesie, and they just keep on making the same face, doing what they were doing.
i feel like JD is gonna do that.