In this office I cum,

phat ropes on the carpet run,

drippin’ between my knees,

dangling in the AC’s breeze.

🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵

My co-workers get by,

to their therapists they cry,

while in office chairs I squirm,

vigorously beating my worm!

🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵

Browse through the pictures,

and gaggle all the ladies,

and slam my fist down (Yeah!~)

I’m Goonin’ bruh!

Browse through the pictures,

and gaggle all the ladies,

and slam my fist down (Yeah!~)

I’m Goonin’, duh!