I just realised that “like it’s your first time” has a positive connotation I guess, but like… motherfucker? Do most people have non-awful first-time experiences of sex? Between garbage sex ed and cisheteronormativity I just can’t imagine. I doubt it was even momentous for most people tbh? Idk.
Mine was awkward as shit and most people I know say the same thing. It’s more of a cringey memory than anything, that’s what happens when you’re both awkward kids who don’t know wtf you’re doing