You’ve got people going team coconut, people super angry about team coconut.

I saw some people upset that their primary vote didn’t matter(THERE WAS ONLY ONE CANDIDATE, MOST OF THE PRIMARIES WERE CANCELLED).

I’m seeing people complain that Biden was old and senile then immediately complain Kopmala was a cop.

I feel like everything everyone is saying should have a giant flashing “THIS SHOULD GO WITHOUT SAYING” disclaimer above it.

I know a guy who was complaining his GF’s immigrant mother, who’s husband just had his citizenship finalized, was going to vote for trump. He was bewildered. A day fuckin later, he’s saying “I’m not going to vote for Kamala”.

Like huge fucking stand you’re making dude, cool, great, whatever. Like this whole thing was already a giant sham, the entire election and campaign has been “not trump” from the start. Despite all the awful bullshit Biden has pulled in the past and present, despite firmly being in the incontinence club and sundowning at 3PM, the entire message was “not trump”.

Now suddenly the cop is like this whole other category than “not trump”, people have concerns. People are unsure of her ability to lead. Like what the fuck? These fucks don’t even matter, they’re the stickers on top of your fucking beyblade for christ’s sake. The election is Heritage foundation vs a conglomerate of tax-writeoff corporate donations.

Like can we* all just be fucking honest and drop the charade and go “we’re voting against the heritage foundation”

* not my lovely geometric bears, the greater we