• Chozo@fedia.io
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    6 days ago

    How quickly we went from “I didn’t do it” to “I did it, but it wasn’t that bad”.

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      6 days ago

      Wait for it…

      That didn’t happen.

      And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.

      And if it was, that’s not a big deal.

      And if it is, that’s not my fault.

      And if it was, I didn’t mean it.

      And if I did, you deserved it.