Finally i’m gonna be able to contribute!
Good thing that this isn’t actually possible…
I did use a crypto mining OS that was Linux but with lots of scripts that were written in… PHP! I never thought I’d see it.
If we are rewriting it, we should use holyc to make it the way god intended.
Ring 0 all the way baybee!!
As a PHP developer, I’m in full support and look forward to contributing to what will be a vastly simpler and easier to use Linux kernel.
And the Community rejoices at the perspective of your valuable contributions!
Update: thank you for pointing out to me which community this was posted on.
I’m going to leave this post up as a cautionary tale for people like me who don’t pay enough attention!
But Linux is cool cuz it’s so fast and it doesn’t break.
Long as I’ve been using it anyway.
So now linux is going to be much slower, going to break and be more susceptible to security breaches?
I’m not a programmer, is the upside supposed to be that with so many more programmers able to work on the kernel, those issues will be able to be fixed by the extra programmers?
It’s not like there’s anything wrong with Linux right now.
Don’t forget to look in which community this was posted
Pppffbbbthhh haha thanks.
Guess I’ll just sit in this, I guess.
basic or nothing
Write the kernel in Arnold C
i mean if you want chaos, program in whitespace
Anything is better than C, right? Even 🤮 PHP.
PHP and C are both fine languages, they have their strengths and their weaknesses. They’re tools and if you feel the need to shit on them then you clearly need more practice using a diversity of languages.
PHP is probably a fine language, my issue is I suffered dealing with so many shitty applications written in php when I was still coming up through the ranks of IT.
God the number of broken WordPress installs and shitty WordPress plugins.
I understand your pain - the real reason for that is that PHP was the first “hobbyist” programming language so a lot of self trained folks built websites that ended up slowly morphing into successful businesses.
One of the things I’m actually most proud of from the PHP community is that around 5.2 the maintainers looked around and saw sites like Quora and StackOverflow were littered with the worst fucking PHP advice endorsing functions like
mysql_query
and ill-advised features likemagic_quotes
so the community invested a lot of resources in purging answers that preached anti-patterns and replace them with non-terrible answers.I work in PHP and it’s perfectly serviceable now, we’ve got strict typing, namespaces, lambdas, all the nice shit you’d expect in a modern language.
That really helps explain the context for one of my favorite PHP bashes ever.
https://eev.ee/blog/2012/04/09/php-a-fractal-of-bad-design/
It’s a great read but it should be noted that the post was written in 2012 and considered under such a context.
Ah yes, the almighty counter “everything is relative”. “Malbolge is a fine language with its strengths and weaknesses. It has perfectly valid usecases and can never be shit on, ever.”
Jokes on them PHP is itself written in C