Pissing is fun but pooping i just hate it why oh why poop why oh why oh why so much poop.
Maybe i wouldn’t hate it as much if i just accepted i have a gluten allergy instead of living in denial so i can eat bread that isn’t made out of depression and sawdust.
Just hold it in then. Not pooping will increase your productivity and maximize your contribution to the economy.
On that poopless grindset training my intenstines to compress it into diamonds so I can sell as a side hustle
Yesss agreed. You can get away without peeing for a good while too if you sweat lots but it’s not like you can sweat away your poop
I agree, pissing is superior to pooping
It’s way more satisfying to do a big poop than to do a big piss, checkmate tankies
Wrong a big piss is superior
Pooping is fun, everyone poops! Embrace your inner poop, after it leaves your body.
Getting myself a poop shelf toilet so i can give my turds an hour long speech about our journey together before flushing them
Get a bidet.
This but unironically.
