• RyanGosling [none/use name]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
    22·
    5 months ago

    In the future, an unnamed marine is posted to a dead-end assignment on Mars after assaulting a superior officer who ordered his unit to fire on civilians.

    stalin-approval based

    vs.

    Teleported to an arena, the Dark Lord and the Slayer fight. The Dark Lord reveals that he was the true creator of the multiverse and that Jekkad (later known as Hell) was the first dimension. The Maykrs, including the Father, betrayed him and rewrote history to depict the Father as the first being, which, in turn, led to the enraged Dark Lord influencing Samur Maykr to turn Doomguy into the Doom Slayer, whose original purpose was to (unintentionally) contribute to the destruction of the Maykrs and the Father, fulfilling the Dark Lord’s revenge.

    stop-posting-amogus SHUT THE FUCK UPPP

    • Nakoichi [they/them]@hexbear.netMEnglish
      16·
      5 months ago

      Teleported to an arena, the Dark Lord and the Slayer fight. The Dark Lord reveals that he was the true creator of the multiverse and that Jekkad (later known as Hell) was the first dimension. The Maykrs, including the Father, betrayed him and rewrote history to depict the Father as the first being, which, in turn, led to the enraged Dark Lord influencing Samur Maykr to turn Doomguy into the Doom Slayer, whose original purpose was to (unintentionally) contribute to the destruction of the Maykrs and the Father, fulfilling the Dark Lord’s revenge.

      okay but unironically love goofy ass shit like this.

      • ProfessorOwl_PhD [any]@hexbear.netEnglish
        2·
        5 months ago

        “man gets so angry he locks himself in hell to punish demons for eternity” was peak DOOM lore. My heart sank when I realised Eternity was making excuses for things that didn’t need one.