plinky [he/him]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months agoIsrael nears decision on Lebanon border offensive, army chief sayshexbear.netimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up176arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up176arrow-down1imageIsrael nears decision on Lebanon border offensive, army chief sayshexbear.netplinky [he/him]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square21fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareTankiedesantski [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·4 months agoThe IDF is taking so long to prepare so as to give their soldiers time to piss and shit themselves dry at the prospect of facing Hezbollah again.
minus-squareplinky [he/him]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·4 months agothe iof 18 year old colonels weren’t even born during last lebanon operation, thus offer fresh view into the operational theater.
minus-squareTankiedesantski [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·4 months agoIDF general staff meetings be like “I yield the floor to the Admiral of the Navy, who has just finished his bottle.”
minus-squareD61 [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·4 months agothe sounds of Velcro shoe straps being adjusted fills the auditorium
minus-squareSexUnderSocialism [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·4 months agoProbably working on perfecting their cum extraction methods.
The IDF is taking so long to prepare so as to give their soldiers time to piss and shit themselves dry at the prospect of facing Hezbollah again.
the iof 18 year old colonels weren’t even born during last lebanon operation, thus offer fresh view into the operational theater.
IDF general staff meetings be like “I yield the floor to the Admiral of the Navy, who has just finished his bottle.”
the sounds of Velcro shoe straps being adjusted fills the auditorium
Probably working on perfecting their cum extraction methods.