The United Nations Council for Protecting Western Innocence announced new sweeping bans across a variety of entertainment media, including From Software’s popular “Bloodborne” on PlayStation 4.
“The game depicts violent murder against religious worshippers as well as the Gods they worship. This Video Game in particular has the power to corrupt our children’s mind and scare them away from the Path of God” said Ron Europe, leader of The Council.
“At a later date we shall announce further sanctions against the Satanic Organization.”
Too obvious. Game is no longer contemporary, and the UN isn’t really the kind of legislative body that could do this.