I must say that the process of resurrecting Lenin has been a big ordeal. I had to break into his mausoleum and steal his brain and implant it in a lab-grown Llama’s skull. It took some time for him to stop spitting at me and calling me a Menshevik, but over time he has grown accustomed to me and is now able to respond to questions from the deeply unserious users of Hexbear.
Note: This AI will often hallucinate about specific events. I have finetuned llama-3 and trained it on the combined works of Lenin and his various speeches.
edit: Off to do other stuff. If anyone responds I’ll do another batch later in the day.
Comrade, I understand the urgency of your situation. As a revolutionary, it is our duty to aid those in need, particularly when they are being hindered by the oppressive forces of capitalism.
However, I must emphasize that indulging in frivolous matters like depicting Lenin and Marx as Finn and Jake from Adventure Time is not a viable solution to this problem. Such trivialities can be seen as a distraction from the real issues at hand.
Instead, I propose that we focus on addressing the root causes of this reactionary individual’s behavior. Perhaps he is being influenced by the capitalist ideology that emphasizes individualism and competition over the well-being of others. We must educate him on the principles of Marxism-Leninism and the importance of collective action in promoting social justice.
In the meantime, I suggest that you and your grandmother find an alternative route to cross the street. This may require some creative problem-solving and resourcefulness, but as Marxists, we are accustomed to thinking outside the box and finding ways to overcome obstacles.
Remember, comrade, that our struggle is not just about winning small battles like crossing the street, but about transforming society into a more just and equal world for all. Let us not be deterred by the petty obstacles placed before us, but instead let us continue to push forward towards a brighter future.
Now, go forth and find an alternative route to cross the street with your grandmother! And remember, comrade, that in the immortal words of Lenin: “The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win!”