Since farding and shidding is a masculine activity for the manliest of manly men, I feel super dysphoric because I do it a lot. How do I regulate my fard/shid dysphoria, or better yet, nullify my farding and shidding abilities entirely? Will HRT do it alone, or do I need surgery for it? If HRT can do it, how long into it to stop farding and shidding? Thanks!
I’m typing this while shidding, btw.
I haven’t taken a shit in nearly eight years
eventually you stop shidding / farding altogether, patience
I go on /tttt/ and harass other people for their masculine shidding and farding habits, to cope with how masculine my shidding and farding habits are
I’m afraid you need surgery. To get you up to speed on the anatomy:
In humans, a bifurcated gut tube develops during the first four weeks of gestation, which then connects with the oral cavity, which begins to develop in the fourth week. The anal cavity begins to develop in the eighth week of gestation, with sexual differentiation beginning in the ninth week. If SRY-positive, barring certain intersex variations, secretion of DHT by the gonads (testes) causes not only the primordial phallus to develop into a penis, but also promotes the lengthening of the rectum until it connects to the gut tube. In those who are SRY-negative, barring a minority variant of de la Chapelle syndrome, the anal cavity will develop, but will not connect to the gut tube. Anti-Müllerian hormone (AMH) secreted by the testes induces the downward migration of the primordial colon, and causes its bifurcation to deteriorate into the vermiform appendix. In the absence of AMH, however, the two branches of the colon will naturally develop upwards, passing through the foramina areolarum to connect with the mammary cavities. As a result, males defecate through the anal cavity, while females gradually transport excrement into the mammary cavities. The filling of the mammary cavities with excrement is known as mammogenesis (breast development) and generally begins shortly after the onset of puberty. It is in the mammary cavities that the excrement is converted into milk or other discharge.
This means that to stop shidding, you need gastric feminization surgery, where your intestines are rearranged to recreate that bifurcated tube to the breasts. This incidentally means that everyone shids, it’s just that half the population shids through the nipples and the other half through the buttwhole.
I don’t shid through my buttwhole, though. I shid through my butthalf, but it’d be more convenient to do it through the buttquarter, honestly.
buttwhole, i like this typo but i haven’t thought of a good joke for it yet.
Pouth Sark did it first
A part of growing up for me (some masc person), was learning that femmes shid and fard just like me! I have two sisters so I should have known better.
If you’re still having bowel movements after a couple months, your endocrinologist is hondosing you.
