“Ah, the human has the zoomies.”
I heard someone in real life say that and died a little inside.
I feel like humans are basically terminators for a lot of animals, it just never stops, chasing you at a modest pace, long past the point you’re tired.
#not all humans
I chase down my prey at the grocery store where it doesn’t try to run away.
You’re a dog though.
Ah so that’s why nobody cares when I just walk out without paying.
Dun-dun dun dun-dun.
Dun-dun dun dun-dun.
This is fucking incredible who made the comic?!
What it’s actually thinking is
OMG I NEED RUN IN FRONT OF THEM THEN SLOW DOWN SO THEY CRASH INTO ME
Don’t wolves do some of the same kind of hunting though?
I heard they like flanking others before they attack. Maybe he’s doing that? Wait a minute, do you think he might be doing that to us right now?
An oldie but a goody
