so I’m jumping out of an airplane
I’m really fat and I’m wearing suspenders
I’m holding a huge barrel that says “WOKE” on it under one arm
I’m screaming “LOOK OUT BELOW”
as I gain speed a fire cloud forms around me from friction against the atmosphere
you are standing on the ground right just looking at dirt as usual
nine femtoseconds later you have been turned two dimensional from the impact
I say HA HA HA and then I start chugging woke from the barrel