• Adkml [he/him]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    9
    ·
    7 months ago

    Trump getting way to much credit for monopoly and poker face.

    Monopoly would deffinitly lead to a physical altercation in under 10 minutes after Trump insists on being banker and then somehow 5 minutes later the bank has no bills over $50 because Trump maintained eye contact with you while just taking money for himself.

    If he got a good hand in poker he would deffinitly do a comically overexagerated “well I certainly hope nobody bets a lot of money because I’ve gotta say I’ve got a very poor hand I’m just going to put a bunch of money in and stay in anyway just to see what happens sure hope noby else matches”