Hard Rock Cafe: (exists)
Abigail: So, hear me out guys…
My “my hungry ass could never be a geologist lol” shirt has people asking a lot of questions that are answered by my shirt.
L _ I _ C _ K _ T _ H _ E _ R _ O _ C _ K _ S
Geology is one of the most pure and wholesome of the sciences.
I have a friend who asks me sometimes how long it’s been since the last time I licked a rock and the answer hasn’t been more than six months for the last couple years. It’s a bit overrated tbh
Umm, what?
Abigail from stardew valley. The responses were coded in such a way that made it seem like she loves eating amythst. It’s a long running meme.
People will give a dialogue that they’re eating stuff when you gift them things like diamonds in Stardew Valley.
Me, chugging mayonnaise to keep my energy high: yea
I love that I get this joke. One of the few games I have recently played in depth in the last few years.
If they didn’t want me to they shouldn’t have invented rock candy
Wow I haven’t had rock candy in so long. Severely underrated way to eat pure sugar.
I didn’t get the context at first and I tbh I think that made it better.
