Hewwo Guy: While I was murrin babes at the furry con, where’s all the ladies in your life, huh? That’s right, gone! You cling to your waifu daki like it ain’t some lifeless husk, maybe you’d be luckier with the laides if you cleaned your Gozai-MUSK!
[Ohayou Guy composes himself and readjusts his fedora, but just as he’s about to rap his last verse, an Oriental Riff plays]
ANNOUNCER: NO… CAN IT BE…? ANOTHER CHALLENGER…? IT’S… IT’S…
HERRO GUYYYYYY
Herro Guy: Herro, ferrows! Iss mee da Herro Guy—
Hewwo Guy & Ohayou Guy: BOOOOOOOO!!! BOOOOOOOOO!!!
Herro Guy: Ahm—
Hewwo Guy & Ohayou Guy: Criiiiinge!!! Go awayyyy!!!
Hewwo Guy: While I was murrin babes at the furry con, where’s all the ladies in your life, huh? That’s right, gone! You cling to your waifu daki like it ain’t some lifeless husk, maybe you’d be luckier with the laides if you cleaned your Gozai-MUSK!
[Ohayou Guy composes himself and readjusts his fedora, but just as he’s about to rap his last verse, an Oriental Riff plays]
ANNOUNCER: NO… CAN IT BE…? ANOTHER CHALLENGER…? IT’S… IT’S…
HERRO GUYYYYYY
Herro Guy: Herro, ferrows! Iss mee da Herro Guy—
Hewwo Guy & Ohayou Guy: BOOOOOOOO!!! BOOOOOOOOO!!!
Herro Guy: Ahm—
Hewwo Guy & Ohayou Guy: Criiiiinge!!! Go awayyyy!!!
[Herro Guy walks away defeated]
Iggzakry!
Isn’t that like the giant tree that connects the nine worlds in Norse mythology?