Don’t fuck me in the ass and tell me I’m shittin’!

How about you quit beating it around my bush and tell me what you really mean

A penis in the hand is worth two in the bush

Is that one of those things where you say one thing but fuck your mother?

You know what they say, cum once, shame on you…cum twice, shame on me…uh…you can’t cum three times in a row.

Never fuck a gift horse in the mouth

A dick in time saves nine

Ball smell that ends well