Please stand for the pledge of a penis

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Please stand for the pledge of a penis

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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 months ago

I pledge a penis
To the gag of the United Prostates of Americock
And to the repubdick for which it stands
Cum nation under cock
With liberty and just kiss for balls

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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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yt.artemislena.eu

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