Recent example is Intel dropping the i from their CPU branding. What was an Intel Core i7 is now an “Intel Core Ultra 7”. This is a bizarre choice. The i3, i5, and i7 branding is very much a household name, and they’re just throwing that away.

Infinitely worse, they’ve also thrown out their low end Pentium and Celeron CPU branding. Now they’re simply calling them all a generic “Intel Processor”. What the actual fuck? People avoid Pentiums and Celerons because they’re widely regarded the absolute bottom of the silicon barrel. Now instead of “don’t get a Celeron, it’s practically e-waste” it’s going to be “don’t get an INTEL PROCESSOR, it’s practically e-waste”. Holy shit.

A bunch of rich fucking failchildren got paid the big bucks for these ideas meanwhile I’m making min wage working infinitely harder while actually producing a non-negative surplus value for my employer to steal.

  • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    8 months ago

    Some years back, my company went thru a merger and (ostensibly) paid some firm big bucks to come up with a name for us. We did a ranked choice survey as part of the process, but I don’t know how much of a role that played.

    Without giving too much away, our name is now a misspelling of a common word associated with our particular industry. It looks fucking moronic, and we paid money for this. I actively and openly made fun of that option during the survey process.