• Ildsaye [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    6 months ago

    (Nervously) Heyy… Dirt_Owl! You’re alive and not in jail. I swear it wasn’t me who ratted on you to the highway patrol! W-who does that?? I’m sure whoever they are, they understand now that owls are good at catching rats, and are feeling truly contrite and kind of scared and wondering if the highway patrol officers are okay