She asked me “what do you like to do for fun” and I said “ever hear of Hexbear.net?” She just stared at me.
“Oh yeah well it’s like this really niche communist website. Actually ever hear of the podcast Chapo Trap House? So it started out as the subreddit for the podcast, but the podcast hated the subreddit actually, then we got banned for saying slaveowners should be killed. So then we were on discord for a while and then we moved to our own website where we had endless struggle sessions about China and John Kerry. Yeah it’s like this terminally online communist website for people who would be posting on Twitter or Reddit except they hate Twitter and Reddit so they post there. Also it’s communist. Did I mention I’m a communist?”
She called me a liberal and told me to read theory, then made me pay for her dinner for being a “PMC labor aristocrat cosplaying at revolution” before walking out on me. Sucks man. Then the waiter tried to redpill me on the manosphere.
Its true. I was the waiter
Was she a girl or an outdoor cat?
ok she was an outdoor cat
What was the age gap between you two?
power dynamics
Unless she was five years older than you you’re a pedophile. If she is than she’s a pedophile.
power dynamics
She called me a liberal and told me to read theory, then made me pay for her dinner for being a “PMC labor aristocrat cosplaying at revolution” before walking out on me.
That would make me even more attracted to her tbh.
Lacanian super predator shit
So glad this is a meme now
we’re going on another date next weekend so that she and all her friends can subject me to a struggle session where she will publicly humiliate me for being a class enemy. Can’t wait.
IDK if this is bad enough to be here
You’re getting demoted to chapo trap house until you learn proper badposting
made me pay for her dinner
did you use your Visa Silver Signature Rewards card
actually it’s my mom’s
How was the vegan pizza you fascist?
imagine my roommates allowing me to summon pizza slaves
This is unironically the first time I hear about hexbear’s backstory
I can’t believe I’ve been on this website for 4 fucking years
We’re all trapped here, but at least we’re trapped here together.
I kinda wish I was still on my original account. I had a bit where I never marked any of my messages as “read”, I bet it would be at 9999+ by now.
Woah that crazy that the anime love pillow you took the Dennys could talk
Damn, I need to get me one of those, all my body pillow can do is teleport onto the couch
Between this and @SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net’s post earlier this has been a day of legendary shitposts
I told a girl about Hexbear once. She didn’t care that I was a communist and just kept asking me for money. This was in the front of a line at a starbucks.
One time this happened to me at Target. I was going through the checkout line, and the lady goes “That will be $88.49 sir.” I leaned in real close and go “hey, by the way, I’m a communist. I support the workers.” She just looks at me and goes “Sir, you need to pay.” So I go
“Look, I’m not one of those PatSoc freaks who believes retail workers aren’t real workers. PatSoc. You know, like Haz? Here, I’ll show you a video. Man, I remember when he was posting on Hexbear. Have you ever been on Hexbear? Oh, you’d love it, lots of pro-worker content on there. Yeah Haz actually used to post there for a while shilling his videos, but he was kicked out. Now he’s got a following on Twitter but it’s mostly just a bunch of terminally online weirdos with no impact on the real world. Of course there was all that drama with Jackson Hinkle and CPUSA. Oh yeah, CPUSA is the Communist Party USA. A lot of people say it’s all feds but there are some good Hexbear comrades in there. Yeah, if you’re trying to join an org you should look into it. Do you have a Twitter account?”
She just kept saying “Sir, you need to pay for your Funko Pops” over and over and over. Wouldn’t even watch the video. Eventually I just gave up and paid.
I genuinely thought there was going to be no context bedides the title in this post and the joke was just pretending straight relationships exist
Same
I once summarised Hexbear to someone as “a Mao-worshipper forum about 15 minute cities”.
My response to someone asking “whats that?” in regards to this place is “oh it just some reddit thing”
And can yall really tell me that its wrong?
“It’s like reddit but exclusively for the scary kind of communists”
Emotional connection? Like, letting people into my brain? So they can rifle through my most intimate thoughts and make fun of me for having them? sounds horrible.
