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Any time someone uses the terms “alpha”, “beta”, or “sigma” unironically when referring to a person, I immediately write them off as a braindead waste of oxygen.
I’m not even religious, and I’m praying tiktok finally gets banned.
Feel the same way but why did you mention religious in particular? Do they have something against tiktok or something? I hate it for a bunch of reasons but I don’t see anything that could be particularly religious.
Probably the “praying” part
Ah ofc I would miss the super obvious one…
Hahah, you’re not alone! I made the same mistake.
Excuse me, I’m a delta
Hello roof!
i am the omega female
If you have to tell people you’re an alpha, you’re not.
There are no human alphas. Without each other we’re all weak ass removed. Just look at the series “Alone”. Even the most rugged outdoorsmen absolutely get fucked hard when they are alone.
We’re a social species. Our strength is our cooperation. Anyone who thinks he’s above the rest kicking ass all alone is just a moron.
What? Someone making sense about the social evolution of humans? Not on my internet!
Stop your honking, Nancy. I know. I was calling people who claim to be alpha, “weak ass removed.”
Back when Twitter was not known as a new name, I would respond to people in the time line talking about how they are alpha with this. Most of them just blocked me.
How beta.
Alpha software: broken and incomplete software
Alpha radiation: very little penetration power
Alpha Centauri: less than a tenth of the mass of Beta Centauri.
Did you just call me fat?
Sounds like me…
And if he’d rolled low: “It’s the big one.”
i once ended a date by telling her alpha doesn’t make sense in humans and she wasn’t “alphaing” the conversation by talking more than me…
she abruptly beta-ed the fuck out of there.Missed opportunity for her to delta outta there instead
I tried that once but my flight got delayed twice so I flew frontier instead.
Perfect opportunity to howl as she walks away from the table. AR-AR-AROOOOO!!!
Every time I see people call themselves an alpha I immediately think they’re a/b/o role playing on main. Mind you that kink also involves misunderstanding wolves, but kink is rarely based on reality
Please god please don’t bring a/b/o here, Lemmy was my safe space 😭
out of context this looks like you’re afraid of blood groups, in context I agree
It’s alpha as in alpha-stage software. Unfit for production.
What’s a/b/o role playing?
So here’s an entertaining video that will give the basics. But it’s a kink based around the alpha wolf idea
If this is an hour long video explaining wolf porn then we might have a different view on ‘entertaining’
It’s a video explaining a lawsuit over wolf porn copyrights. It’s entertaining by batshit value
if i had to take a guess, alpha beta omega?
And what is that supposed to mean?
no idea
Definitely don’t go looking up anything like “Omegaverse”.
Why does this exist???
wtf is a TL
Pretty sure that’s time line
Thank you! I legitimately had no idea what that could stand for.
timeline
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Tnx :)
Just asked ChatGPT what the social structure of a Wolf pack is and it trotted out all the alpha, beta crap, because that’s now what most people believe.
Sigma? How about ligma?
Who’s Joe
Joe deez nuts
Jody’s Nuts? Are we on 196 rn?
Ligma Joe?
Mind goblin?
Actually it turns out its a myth that there are alpha wolves at all. Makes this even better. https://www.sciencenorway.no/ulv/wolf-packs-dont-actually-have-alpha-males-and-alpha-females-the-idea-is-based-on-a-misunderstanding/1850514
I think that’s exactly what the meme is about
Lol you get the joke! 7 points for gryffindor
That is an oddly specific amount of gryffindor points.
Astute observation! Minus 12 points to Slytherin!
FoXeS aRe JuSt CaT sOfTwArE rUnNiNg On DoG hArDwArE.
Also rabbits eat carrots, mice eat cheese, and turtles eat pizza
sigma balls
I think Sigma is more often used to describe misogyny than anything positive, so I’m definitely not that either.
Yes, Xitter is also my platform of choice to consume non-dumb-ass content…
