Verse 1:
It was Christmas in Kirkubbin 1981 The boys were mashin whisky And the girls were drinkin rum
And though the holly green was hangin And the mistletoe was hung I couldn’t sleep that Christmas til the deed was done
Chorus:
I said li-dee-die-dee-dee-dum Li-dee-die-dee-dee Kill a fuckin’ Englishman And throw him in the sea
Verse 2:
So I stepped out from the party Found a soldier by the dam I took out both me knuckles And I said “fight me like a man”
And he tried to calm me senses But I was fuckin gone So I took out a fuckin hatchet And I cut off both his arms
Chorus:
I said li-dee-die-dee-dee-dum Li-dee-die-dee-dee Kill a fuckin’ Englishman And throw him in the sea
Now before this next part, just remember I’m a really good guy in my personal life
Verse 3:
So I ripped out all his organs As I cursed the Queen and King Me eyes rolled back into me head And I couldn’t feel a thing
And I bet they could hear me screamin’ Down in county cork I said AHAHAHAHAHAHA Li-deedle-lee-da-lie-dum
Chorus:
And we said li-dee-die-dee-dee-dum Li-dee-die-dee-dee Kill a fuckin’ Englishman And throw him in the sea
Verse 4:
So I came back to the party Soldiers head in hand The boys they stopped a dancin’ And they quited the band
And I said this is for the Republic But my work here isn’t done And I gave that English soldier’s head to Colin My only son
Chorus:
And we said li-dee-die-dee-dee-dum Li-dee-die-dee-dee Kill a fuckin’ Englishman And throw him in the sea
Everybody
li-dee-die-dee-dee-dum Li-dee-die-dee-dee Kill a fuckin’ Englishman And throw him in the sea
li-dee-die-dee-dee-dum Li-dee-die-dee-dee Kill a fuckin’ Englishman And throw him in the sea
Logging in to point out that Kircubbin (with a C) isnt anywhere near a dam and is by a lough, not the sea. I know its a parody but its more a parody of those american irish imitation songs because its far too concise and not at all depressing