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im unemployed
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The full title of the day is United Nations International Day of Masturbation at A Place of Paid Work or Voluntary Employment, so I don’t think you technically have to be employed to enjoy in the festivities.
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I posted this while at work. I think I should put some signs up on the breakroom noticeboard
if one is self-employed, does jerking off count as giving your boss a handjob?
Since I work from home this should be easy
Do it during a Zoom meeting or it doesn’t count.
Toobin’
With the mic unmuted, nerds.
Glad to see some recognition that you should indeed be able to watch a little porn at work
I’m sorry? I didn’t say anything about porn. International Watch Porn at Work Day is some time in August, if memory serves. I don’t think I can advocate for something outside the purview of IMAWD.
Do I have to have a job to partake?
No, not required please see my explainer comment shared below. IMAWD is just the short abbreviation but as a workplace champion I should try to use the full title of the day where possible as best practice.
Thank you comrade
