• Gaia [She/Her]
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    5 months ago

    I can really only do communism when my prostate is stimulated so 24 hours a day

    • booty [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      5 months ago

      (please let me know if the Ling Ling meme is racist, two set violin youtube channel makes it all the time and they’re Asian but I’m not)

      Well I looked it up and it looks like that youtube channel made it up to begin with so it’s probably okay lol

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    5 months ago
    my daily routine:

    3pm: rise

    3:05: read my daily CCP propaganda with a Cuban cigar

    3:45: post anti-white comments on hexbear.net

    3:50: more CCP propaganda

    4:05: read some radical gender theory with another Cuban cigar

    4:15: post more anti-white comments on hexbear.net

    4:16: sit on my front stoop and try to talk to schoolchildren about transgender ideology while smoking a Cuban cigar

    4:30: post more anti-white comments

    4:54: more anti-white comments

    5:05: more anti-white comments

    5:11: read some more CCP propaganda, another Cuban

    5:30: vandalize a small business

    5:45: more anti-white comments

    6pm: my Soros direct deposit comes through, use it to buy woke children’s books for the local elementary school

    7:05: Leave the house for the first time all day to call in fake crimes to the local police department, and then leave open bags of fentanyl at the scene of the supposed crime, killing any cop who comes near. They haven’t caught me yet. After that I go to drag queen story time at the local library; I am the drag queen.

    8pm: Post more anti-white comments on hexbear.net

    10pm: play fortnite and bully little kids into identifying as gay

    11pm: log onto my local facebook group and tell people to vote for Biden

    11:30pm: Post more anti-white comments on hexbear.net

    Midnight: Write a 50-page polemic on Deng Revisionism and the Loss of All Socialist Bases

    12:05-6am: Smoke 2 pounds of marijuana

    6am: now in the hot tub, posting anti-white comments on hexbear.net

    8am: snort fentanyl

    8:20: sleep

    yeah so this is pretty much what I do day to day, I’m pretty much the One True Leftist I’d say

  • dannoffs [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    5 months ago

    Most days almost none buy I’ll frequently go on Communism benders and watch the Parenti yellow video on loop for a whole weekend.