Make sure to aggressively piss in the loudest way possible to assert your dominant masculinity. If Carla’s roommate on the other side of the house can’t hear you, you need more kegels.
Yea dudes like that either live with a bunch of dudes who accept the constant stale piss smell or dont even realize their partners are constantly cleaning up their mess. Its not like a puddle from people missing. Its collection from being misted. Dude can’t beat physics whether he thinks his piss is magical or not.
The whole point of having a man hose is not to sit or squat. Now if you don’t know how to piss without making a mess, that’s another issue.
Well, the whole point of a ‘man hose’ is for reproductive purposes, but maybe you haven’t figured that out yet.
Make sure to aggressively piss in the loudest way possible to assert your dominant masculinity. If Carla’s roommate on the other side of the house can’t hear you, you need more kegels.
Ya REAL men always stand and get piss every where.
Grow up.
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Most definitely not.
So is cleaning up your piss mess. Considering you still live your parents I’d imagine it’s your mommy that cleans your piss up.
Yea dudes like that either live with a bunch of dudes who accept the constant stale piss smell or dont even realize their partners are constantly cleaning up their mess. Its not like a puddle from people missing. Its collection from being misted. Dude can’t beat physics whether he thinks his piss is magical or not.