NO PISS
hey jerk what’s the deal with you leaving all these invisible webs at face height for me to walk into?
Huehuehue get webbed, nerd
That web touched my butt btw
You’re not scary. I’m just shivering from piss shivers not cos I’m scared. Honest.
Hey buddy I see you’re trying to pee, mind if I dart around in an unpredictable and threatening manner?
It’s a free country (but please don’t)
🕷 ↪⤴ ↗ ⤵ 🕷
If you keep zooming towards my feet ur gonna get squished and it won’t be my fault.
You won’t notice me I’m too sneaky
Yeah but my cat will
Hello friend spider. Together we will bring an end to mosquitoes, indoor and out.
Yim yum
I like you :)
this struggle shall be legendary
This one. Oh I like you.
I have a cat now. You wouldn’t last a day in my home asshole
There is no room for spiders in this abode, dirt or not.