• DoiDoi [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    11 months ago

    you know right after I typed that out I realized that they must have a fucking contraption to bathe that man. No way are they leaving him to a non-slip mat and some hand rails. Like he’s gotta be in some kind of circus wire harness. I doubt he’s getting it done alone either. Probably a whole ass shower team.

    So anyway, if we start focusing our energy now, we might be able to time him slipping down the stairs of his airplane for maximum chaos.

    • HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]@hexbear.net
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      11 months ago

      I’m convinced that Joe Biden died quietly at the start of the pandemic and the Joe we’re seeing is an animatronic puppet designed by Jim Henson’s Creature Shop. That’s why he was putting out videos from his “basement” at the time. They were testing to see if anyone noticed.