Yeah, that 3 month period 4 years ago when you couldn’t get a haircut is the reason for all of your problems today.

    • RyanGosling [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      11 months ago

      according to conservatives:

      • no jesus
      • no girlfriends
      • no nuclear family
      • video games
      • rap music
      • single mothers

      solution: genocide

      according to liberals:

      • pistol grips
      • flashlights on pistols
      • suppressors
      • far right websites
      • far right politicians
      • far right organizations
      • far right celebrities

      solution: turning anyone with a 15 inch rifle into a felon, allow the fascists to freely speak