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Yeah, right. Like Riker hadn’t tried that already on the first day he got access to a holodeck.
Like Bortus’s porn program but all Rikers
Why must you remind me of these things
I swear to god if Thomas Riker wasn’t riddled with severe mental health issues at that point he’d have jumped on his own dick.
Picard: What the fuck?
Both Rikers, pointing at each other: Can I fuck?
Picard: Number One … go fuck yourself
… Engage
Caption:
“Are you ready to go where no man has gone before?”
Must’ve been his lifelong ambition.
It’s the reason he joined starfleet.
“One of these days, it’ll happen”, he could be heard mumbling as he filled out the paperwork.
I told my wife if we ever split, I’m finding a guy about my size so I can double my wardrobe and have a workout partner. So this is perfect.
My partner in the same size. NGL, it’s glorious.
Omg, I couldn’t imagine swapping cars and not spending 30 sec adjusting everything just to have it not quite rigt
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I hadn’t really thought about it, but he’s a good fit for a live action Krieger from Archer, ha ha
My god, you’re right.
Can you imagine if they could have also gotten with crazy hair Riker from Parallels?
Ooooooooh boy
Pretty sure this is just masturbation
