Wins california but loses illinois

:michael-laugh:

I know this is the wrong place to state the obvious since everyone here is smarter than the average bear. BUT! Just in case…I work for my county’s election department. The dominion devices that people vote on are actually disconnected from any network. They also don’t tabulate votes, they record them to a piece of paper, you take the piece of paper and put in the ballot box. QR code is scanned later. There’s no server where all the votes are saved. Then it all goes under audit by anyone who wants to audit. Yes even the Republicans audit us and find nothing. Anyways, I’m done pooping so Ima stop typing.

Trump winning CA before WA or OR lmao

I don’t understand why they don’t even try to make this stuff plausible. In what world do the Dems win Colorado and Oregon while losing California and all of Maine’s EVs? And all those court rulings that were like…

A man known as Spyder testifiesthathesawasuspicioustrucknearthecountingcenter in Lower Manhattan, Houston, Michigan, Canada. The truck appeared to be being driven by Nicolae Ceaușescu. [REDACTED] can vouch for Spyder’s reliability as a witness. Spyder pleads the 28th and does not create joinder.

Is it some counterintuitive psychological thing where people who are into stupid conspiracy theories are more likely to believe stuff if it’s blatantly nonsensical? Or is there some kind of cell of saboteurs/performance artists inside the Trump campaign?